God I miss Bill Gates! Too bad he retired. He’s the kind of guy you’d want to listen talk about Vista and future Microsoft ideas despite knowing how Vista is. But since Mr. Gates is officially off the market we’re going to see none other than Steve Ballmer trying to take his place. A guy you’ll never feel like listening to. Not unless you’re packing a couple of balls eggs.

Steve Ballmer is going to deliver his keynote at CES. Besides him we’re going to see people like Howard Stinger, Sony’s CEO or Alan Mulally, Ford’s president and CEO. Whatever happens during Ballmer’s show, we’re sure going to be in for a treat. Something simply has to go wrong. We’re counting on Ballmer’s sweat glands to deliver once again.