Here’s one for the record books — It seems that a California resident has decided to sue Apple, stating that they used his iPod and conspired with the Italian Mafia to track his location.

Below is a an excerpt from the law suit:

The recording of death threats and other evidence, prove that APPLE INC. conspired with the Mafia and other Defendants to manufacture, distribute, and sell illegally bugged iPods and other electronic equipment to Plaintiff to perpetuate the stalking, extortion, and torture.

And if that wasn’t ridiculous enough, read on:

We’re going to kill you if you don’t model for us in New York. Media sources report that the modeling industry has an infamous “shadow Mafia” that forces models to work for pay after fraudulently putting them into excessive debt, coerces them into the illegal sex trade, and then disposes of them.

Let’s see how this one pans out. Can anyone guess an outcome?

via AppleInsider